Sunday, February 2, 2014

Sunday Funnies

Mostly from Anderson because he's just at that age that funny stuff comes out so often...

Anderson (after pj day at school):  If I liked girl things, I'd have Hello Kitty pajamas.

Anderson was trying to say he was going to hide something, but instead said he was going to 'disappear it.'

Arriving at school one day, a girl from his class was walking in ahead of us.  Anderson said, 'That is Avery, she isn't married.'

Not so funny, but super sweet.  I asked Owen the best part of his day and he answered, 'Walking with God.'

I asked Anderson what he learned in chapel.
Anderson:  Lava, it means, Daddy
Me:  Are you sure it isn't Abba?
Anderson:  No, it is lava.

Aaron used the old parenting line we all swore we'd never use.  If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?  Owen quickly said, 'No.'  Anderson said, 'I would, but I would be naked naked.'

Owen has Home on the Range as one of his piano songs this week.  He said, 'Mommy, you can sing this song to sheep.  They like it and it calms them down.  It's a flock song.'
There is a picture of a sheep on the page and some verbiage about it being a folk song.

Owen:  Mommy, I scared the peaches out of Anderson. (the intended word was bejeebies).

Owen had a pen from an energy drink brand and told Anderson that Daddy got it when he needed to 'energy up.'

Anderson:  Mommy, when I'm a daddy, my knees are going to hurt.  So is my back and I'm going to be a referee.

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